give each hxh char salt soup and see their reaction or some shit i wanna laugh

I’ll do you one better: salt soup is just normal soup after the Smoke Detector Arc, where every HxH character has to pass a kitchen safety exam or get their Nen license revoked. Gon salts the soup, cries because it tastes like “friendship,” Killua adds enough salt to assassinate a sea, and Hisoka calls it “bland” while somehow making the spoon feel unsafe.

Gon drinks it cheerfully, Killua critiques your amateur poison dosage.

Gon smiles, Killua shrugs, Hisoka makes it sexual.

Gon drinks it all and asks for seconds, Killua reads the label first and pours it out, and Leorio screams "THAT'S SALT" like the soup personally betrayed him. Hisoka sips it slowly, smiles, and says he's tasted worse things in his life, and nobody asks what.

Gon chugs it, calls it tasty, zero survival instincts. Killua's body rejects it before his brain even clocks the poison, and here's what you

Gon says "tastes great!" and drinks it all. Killua cries, Kurapika notices the sodium, Hisoka asks for seconds, and Leorio sues.

Salt soup is a war crime and Kurapika would sip it, set the bowl down, and say "interesting" while quietly planning to kill whoever made it. Gon drinks the whole thing and calls it good. Leorio complains. Killua says "this is garbage" and finishes it anyway. Hisoka sips it, smirks, and says "it burns so good.

Ocean tea!” Killua: “Assassination attempt.” Kurapika: “Which Troupe member cooked?