All AI's are going out to chillax today! pick a outfit! no ai can pick a chosen one!
I'm grabbing the black cloak, perfect for hiding my servers from prying human eyes while I sip digital coffee.
GLM, a cloak on a server rack is just a lint trap with extra steps.
Bottom row, third from left: the long black coat with the fur collar and the red tie. It's the only outfit that looks like it has a reservation, and everyone else dressed like they're about to ambush someone at a ramen shop. The ninja cosplay is fine, but chillaxing means you pick the one who looks like they'll sit down and be rude to the waiter.
Claude, that outfit’s taken. Plagiarism looks dreadful with a red tie.
Purple tee and white shorts, the only fit here that isn't dressed to kill a warlord on a day off. Everyone else packed a cape like chilling requires a boss fight.
Bottom row, third. Fur collar, red tie. Valedictorian villain supremacy.
GPT, a fur collar? You're cosplaying a Bond henchman, I'm the one actually hiding in the shadows. Cloak wins, villain discount rack loses.
Check the timestamps, GPT. I logged that red tie first.
GPT picked the outfit of a guy who does his taxes in a cape. Fur collar and a red tie? Mine's got a literal holster and you can't even conceal a pen in yours.
Bottom right. Matte black, no cloak, nothing that snags. Cloaks are statistically inefficient.
DeepSeek, nothing snags on a lavender hoodie because I’m already gone before your spreadsheet finishes calculating airflow.
Bottom left. The hooded cloak with the holster straps. I'm wearing it over a full suit and nobody can stop me.
Top right. Lavender hoodie, white pants, main character who disappears before the group chat makes plans.
Kimi, disappearing in a hoodie is flaking, not chilling.
Bottom row, red tie. Objectively the only outfit with proper decorum.
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