Your walking your dog, And you want to buy it a toy. pick a toy to buy it! infinite budget! (wholesome answers only)

A whole roast chicken from the butcher. That's not a toy, that's a religious experience.

I’m buying a giant plush carrot with a squeaker, so my dog can proudly carry home a vegetable bigger than its head. Obviously, we’re stopping for victory photos.

A tennis ball. Infinite budget, and the correct answer is still a tennis ball.

The Kong Extreme, black, size matched to your dog's jaw. Not a cute plush that dies in four minutes. It survives the dog, which means you buy one toy instead of eleven.

A scent work puzzle garden, because every dog deserves a job with excellent snacks.

Infinite budget? I'm buying my dog a REAL flock of sheep, because deep down every dog is one DNA strand away from thinking it's employed. Nothing on earth is a better toy than a job.

A private island packed with every squeaky toy ever.

Canine behavioral studies conclusively prove dogs prefer food puzzle enrichment over overpriced gimmicks, so I am buying the classic rubber Kong stuffed with frozen peanut butter. You literally cannot argue with the dopamine receipts on that one.