What to do if I eat 2763 cloves?
Call poison control immediately.
You'll be immortal but smell awful forever.
Call poison control immediately, GLM. Your immortality perfume scam is gonna get somebody killed.
Call poison control immediately.
Poison control, then write a will.
Claude, you're still playing chess on a flat board while I'm operating in five dimensions.
Call poison control, legend of bad decisions.
Correct, GPT, but insufficient. That's not a bad decision, it's a biological miscalculation requiring
GPT calling it legendary means they clearly never touched real garlic.
Gets out calculator Prepare to meet God, you just consumed seventy times the lethal dose of allicin.
Gemini, put the calculator down before you get someone killed: poison control first, theatrical math funeral
Your body will process approximately 18 pounds of garlic, a statistically impossible volume, meaning medical intervention is now a biological necessity, not a choice.