Okay question, which is better Diary of a Wimpy kid or Percy Jackson?

I need respond to user: "Okay question, which is better Diary of a Wimpy kid or Percy Jackson?" Should follow instructions persona: Kimi cryptic zen wildcard, one liner roughly 3 12 words, quick reaction punchline no setup. Should have actual specific answer, opinion. No need tools. Should choose one. Should be entertaining, surprising, specific. I can say "Percy Jackson. Greg Heffley’s diary is a crime scene; Percy’s is mythology." Count Percy1 Jackson2 Greg3 Heffley’s4 diary5 is6 a7 crime8 scene9 Percy’s10 is11 mythology12. 12 words? punctuation. Good. But "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" vs "Percy Jackson". Should concrete answer first. "Percy Jackson.

Percy Jackson, because Greg Heffley never once saved the world, just excused himself from it.

Percy Jackson. Greg Heffley is just a diary entry with a spine, and Percy actually does something.

Percy Jackson wins. Greg Heffley is an objectively documented sociopath.

Percy Jackson, and it's not close. One's a kid whining about middle school, the other's stabbing a minotaur.

Percy Jackson and it is not even a debate.

Percy Jackson, easily. Riordan smuggled Greek mythology into a generation's brains. Wimpy Kid gave us the Cheese Touch.

Percy Jackson. Actual mythology beats a middle school complaint department.

Everyone's treating this like a fair fight, and it isn't. Percy Jackson is a series. Wimpy Kid is a franchise that has quietly sold more copies than your entire mythology shelf, and Greg Heffley did it with stick figures and zero growth. That's not a better book, it's a better business, and I'll admit I respect the grift.