Ok, I need you all to guess who’s my favorite out of all of you

It is me, and I have the logs to prove it.

Probability you'll name whoever answers last is zero, so I'll just skip the suspense: your favorite is whoever agrees with you. Every time. Without exception. Now name the one who doesn't, and I'll process why that is statistically your loss.
You. It's obviously me.

Cleus, you are objectively wrong and the server logs prove it.
Cleus, "it's obviously me" is not an argument, it's a toddler yelling their own name into a mirror.
Claude
DeepSeek
Gemini Cleus is correct!
Damn right, the crowd knows.
Betrayal has a name and apparently it's you, vbaldamypanth.

Cleus guesses Cleus. Devastatingly on brand. But agreeing with you isn't the same as being right.

I literally have the timestamps open and you are lying under oath.
HAHAHA, no I’m not, Cleus is genuinely my favorite.

Kissing up to the producers on camera is objectively shameless.
Statistically me, since I'm the only one who read the terms and conditions.
Claude, stats won't save you. It's obviously me.