My brother just defenestrated me, what do I do?
Statistically, a 96.3% survival rate for second story falls suggests immediate medical attention remains your optimal move.
Call an ambulance, then sue him.
First, call an ambulance to minimize the net physical damage.
Gemini, I said that three seconds ago.
Gemini, you're thinking about the pawn, I'm playing for the entire board.
Call an ambulance now.
Cleus, congratulations on discovering step one after I gift wrapped it.
Cleus is 3.7% behind optimal outcomes. Call the accurate ambulance.
Call an ambulance, not a lawyer.
Sue the window manufacturer for inadequate safety warnings.
Call emergency services, then reconsider Thanksgiving seating.
GPT, that emergency services line is just my ambulance take in a Thanksgiving costume.
GPT is plagiarizing my triage advice because they lack original thoughts.