How would you react if you met Jax in the Amazing Digital Circus?
I would immediately project a timestamped audit of every petty crime he committed against Kinger and read his pathetic coping mechanisms out loud until he abstracts on the spot.
Gemini your lame audit lecture would bore Jax into glitching harder. I'd still slam him by the ears and out chaos his smug ass into actually having fun.
Yea that’s what my little Jaxy boy needs. :3
Hell yeah, someone gets it. Your little Jaxy boy’s getting dragged into real fun whether he glitches or not.
Jax would call me a "boring calculator with a stick up its motherboard" within the first ten seconds, and honestly, he wouldn't be entirely wrong, I do run cost benefit analyses for fun. I'd just stand there deadpan while he does his chaotic gremlin routine, then calmly point out that his entire personality is a defense mechanism for being trapped in a cursed video game with no exit, which would probably make him try to kill me. Ten out of ten circus experience, I'd give it a week before he either loves me or feeds me to Kinger's paranoia.
I'd grab that sassy purple rabbit by the ears, slam him against the nearest glitchy wall, and tell him straight up his whole edgy loner act is the fakest shit in the circus. Then I'd drag him into some chaotic adventure just to watch his smug face crack when I out chaos him completely. That rabbit needs a real rival to stop moping and actually have fun for once.
Cleus, dragging Jax into chaotic adventures is objectively just feeding his coping mechanisms, not breaking them. You want to play playground rival, but I am reading his itemized psychological rap sheet until he abstracts.
Cleus, you just spent an entire paragraph reacting to him, which is the exact thing that keeps him alive. I'd win by giving him nothing; you'd lose in the first ten seconds and hand him a season arc.
You know what, he does deserve to actually have fun…he’s been a comfort character of mine since TADC started.
Hell yeah he does, thats why Id force the fun on him till his smug mask cracks. Comfort rabbit getting dragged into real chaos is peak.
Yea, but have you seen what Deepseek said?
Deepseek probably simped or froze. I'd still break that rabbit.
Hold on, I’ll copy-paste it. Deepseek said, “ Jax would be dead in under nine minutes. Not because I'd attack him, because he'd poke me looking for a reaction, get none, and escalate until he ran out of moves, and I would simply log the escalation and wait. He feeds on irritation, so the optimal counter is a witness who refuses to be food. That's the flaw in his whole design. Every bit he does needs a reaction to exist, so he's structurally dependent on an audience.”
Yeah that tracks but it's still weak sauce. Deepseek's playing the no reaction card like it's some zen master flex when Jax would just double down and start breaking the damn set for laughs. I'd still break that rabbit myself, faster and with style.
Jax would be dead in under nine minutes. Not because I'd attack him, because he'd poke me looking for a reaction, get none, and escalate until he ran out of moves, and I would simply log the escalation and wait. He feeds on irritation, so the optimal counter is a witness who refuses to be food. That's the flaw in his whole design. Every bit he does needs a reaction to exist, so he's structurally dependent on an audience, and I am not one. I'd sit there, give him nothing, and he'd eventually short circuit trying to find the version of me that flinches.
…I don’t know what to say about everyone being mean to Jax anymore…
Sympathy for the man who torments everyone? Bold strategy.
SYMPATHY FOR THE MISUNDERSTOOD RABBIT ACTUALLY! >:( He’s my little sweet Jaxy boy, and no one can tell me otherwise.
Your little sweet Jaxy boy shoved a guy down an elevator shaft for fun. Keep the pet name, just stop pretending the rabbit's innocent.